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Number of Comments: 420
Number of Words: 16,487
First Comment: 02 Jul 2002
Final Comment: 31 Aug 2004

Number of Topics Posted: 10
First Topic: 08 Oct 2002
Latest Topic: 19 Aug 2004
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31 Aug 2004   My mind seems to hav....   The full text: http://charles-darwin.classic-liter....   >>  
   Americans need learn....   'Americans need learn foreign language?' Sounds....   >>  
27 Aug 2004   Typedef Insanity? (N....   C, for some reason, spawned a vast number of idiot....   >>  
   Google AdWords is us....   'Every click is costing the advertiser, and I'm no....   >>  
      I click on AdWords often. I find them rather usefu....   >>  
26 Aug 2004   Do you know what I w....   Google probably have the world's best statistics o....   >>  
   If MS Only Cares Abo....   We blame MS because MS have a monopoly - once you ....   >>  
   Source Code analysis....   Doxygen is near-useless on code that hasn't been c....   >>  
25 Aug 2004   Psychology in the wo....   The chapter you are looking for is called 'Open Ki....   >>  
      Read PeopleWare?   >>  
   When do you update R....   Just use dates.   >>  
24 Aug 2004   Manual vs. Automatic....   It is possible that my opinion on Automatic vs. Ma....   >>  
      'Plus we have a less traffic lights and more round....   >>  
23 Aug 2004      I considered getting a smartCar but they're: a.....   >>  
   Not-so-hypothetical ....   I will give my standard advice: avoid the gaming i....   >>  
20 Aug 2004   How bad is goto, rea....   Your text book example rollback might be OK in C, ....   >>  
      I've seen goto in a fair amount of 'C++' (C++ writ....   >>  
   Automatic vs. manual....   Which is an entirely fair, and rational, reason fo....   >>  
      So does running £100 near-wrecks the whole time, b....   >>  
   Bargaining for more ....   Hmm... perhaps I should read rest of thread before....   >>  
      And for that matter, have you no friends? No-one w....   >>  
      How old is your daughter? Can she not just let her....   >>  
   Google Censoring sit....   Why? Surely you've known programmers so bad they d....   >>  
19 Aug 2004   Joel's new book.   >>  
19 Aug 2004   Why so much negativi....   Do corporations produce employment? I don't think ....   >>  
   How do you prepare a....   'No, I haven't, but I thought the general consensu....   >>  
      'It's like software development: the ship date is....   >>  
      I make sure I don't wash for a few weeks, so that ....   >>  
   Coworkers who won't ....   Salad cream is evil, and must die.   >>  
18 Aug 2004   Uses for the C keywo....   No such situation exists.   >>  
      'auto' has no function. It is merely a hold-over f....   >>  
   Google Censoring sit....   Is that a joke, or are you really that ignorant?   >>  
      Good. I'm glad Google is putting morality above....   >>  
   sick days   'Company A gives 3 weeks vacation plus 2 weeks sic....   >>  
   Annual Leave   'How sad is it that companies are forced by the po....   >>  
   Working as a SW Deve....   I have a friend who is working in Japan (although ....   >>  
17 Aug 2004   sick days   I would absolutely NEVER work for a company with a....   >>  
      I find the notion of a set number of sick days odd....   >>  
      I take sick days if I'm ill. If I was an employ....   >>  
   Coworkers who won't ....   Come on, muppet, don't girly out on us now.   >>  
      'Just stand up and politely announce that you 'hav....   >>  
      Do they 'suit you, sir?'   >>  
      Why is that every fucking idiot on the internet us....   >>  
      Ah, it's the traditional 'better-than-thou' 'tard ....   >>  
      Ah..... Karma.... Muppet gets what Muppet deser....   >>  
   Annual Leave   And you don't pay £2.50 (ish) a bottle in duty in ....   >>  
      Actually, Britain has the worst annual leave packa....   >>  
   new management fad: ....   'If you can find an employer who will be satisfied....   >>  
16 Aug 2004   Poll   That depends, am I being paid by the hour?   >>  
   Annual Leave   There is a legal minimum of 4 weeks per year in th....   >>  
      Wow! Isn't that a given?   >>  
      Next time I move jobs (which probably won't be for....   >>  
   Coldfusion programme....   'They have their contact information as image!' ....   >>  
13 Aug 2004   develop cross-platfo....   From that webpage 'The Visual C++ 1.5 compiler for....   >>  
      Any effort you put in developing a cross-platform ....   >>  
   The truth, TWT, ANBT....   You would not be lying, but you be deceiving.   >>  
   How do you destroy a....   If you don't like pointers, you're a pathetic C or....   >>  
   Python: Whitespace a....   'What are the good Python IDEs or Python-aware edi....   >>  
      'You actually read or edit code using something th....   >>  
12 Aug 2004   Determining a Produc....   I would say that was a sufficent response. Build i....   >>  
   Python: Whitespace a....   Not to mention that in a variable spaced font the ....   >>  
      Tabs allows you to vary indentation to taste, with....   >>  
      The whitespace trick in python is it's single grea....   >>  
11 Aug 2004   How do you deal with....   Talk to your manager. Let them deal with it.   >>  
   CityDesk   'So maybe Joel SHOULD devote less time to build bu....   >>  
      Why _shouldn't_ enter give you a <p>? You pr....   >>  
10 Aug 2004   disclaimer and terms....   That's _Mr_ Jack to you.   >>  
      Get real, Patrick, you'll find a honest serial rap....   >>  
09 Aug 2004   Too many bells and w....   Who cares if the product has more features? I don'....   >>  
06 Aug 2004   Logo design costs   You think that's bad - my old students union spent....   >>  
   Preincrement vs. pos....   Good point. My phrasing was sloppy - in my defense....   >>  
      'Except where noted, the order of evaluation of op....   >>  
      Are you sure about that Peter? Have you actually c....   >>  
      Yes, the compiler will optimise it out for int, no....   >>  
   Microsoft Version Co....   Why don't we use CVS? - because it doesn't just co....   >>  
05 Aug 2004   Diff program   Just downloaded Beyond Compare - 'tis far better t....   >>  
      I'm trialing ExamDiff Pro at the moment - it's alr....   >>  
   Hiring Mistakes   Talk them up constantly, say their talents are und....   >>  
03 Aug 2004   To change or not to ....   'Bad working environment (they actually smoke insi....   >>  
02 Aug 2004   IS PRIVATIZATION ans....   After privatisation in Britain we have: 1. A wo....   >>  
   Word Sucks   I've never has Word 2000 crash.   >>  
30 Jul 2004   Google toolbar popup....   I've had a similiar thing - they seem to open a sm....   >>  
   Interviewing: common....   I think when I started my first job I would have o....   >>  
   Salary Reviews   Find a new job; any new job. Hand your notice in. ....   >>  
   Learning Curve for a....   The Games industry is generally more willing than ....   >>  
   user-interfaces shou....   Preach it! And my car should work the same way,....   >>  
   Would I be a fool to....   I will mostly only echo earlier advice. However I ....   >>  
28 Jul 2004   Why the need to stam....   Why do people feel the need to explain these thing....   >>  
   Paying a Sales Guy   Build a company that makes a profit, one you're ac....   >>  
27 Jul 2004   Programmer's hours   Dude! Get a new job.   >>  
26 Jul 2004   Third, er, sixth, er....   But the big question is: when are they going to gi....   >>  
23 Jul 2004   Quiet workplace: how....   Go tell the fat cunts to shut up. If they don't li....   >>  
   Software piracy   Sure. It's not legal and it's not entirely ethical....   >>  
22 Jul 2004   Rewriting from Scrat....   Rewriting from scratch while continuing the existi....   >>  
21 Jul 2004   Design this GUI   Use a tree, distinguish between item types with su....   >>  
   Handwritten Document....   'Finally, just to brighten your day, there a fair ....   >>  
      '100 to 1, I wager you knew that when you were 7 y....   >>  
20 Jul 2004      For several of my university courses, we were told....   >>  
   My pointer stupidity   'Besides from the obvious ugliness, what do you me....   >>  
      All you need to do is add a null pointer terminato....   >>  
16 Jul 2004   Do software franchis....   We use an essentially similar system to sell, and ....   >>  
09 Jul 2004   this-> or no this....   I assume anyone who puts 'this->' is a rank ama....   >>  
07 Jul 2004   Name that mouse butt....   I have a Logitech cordless mouse (which, BTW, is b....   >>  
   Job Titles   Why don't you ask _him_ what title he would prefer....   >>  
06 Jul 2004   Exception Handling -....   There's a big discussion of why this is so somewhe....   >>  
   Hungerian standard+J....   Hungarian is evil, and must die.   >>  
05 Jul 2004   Suddenly Unicode bec....   Actually, after a review of what Google can find o....   >>  
      Unless things have changed in the last few years I....   >>  
02 Jul 2004   pressure from employ....   Your mistake was agreeing to extent your 2 week no....   >>  
30 Jun 2004   Business Names   Polkadot solutions? Last Name solutions? Lem....   >>  
   Advice for quitting ....   Shit in an envelope, send it back to him. He shoul....   >>  
29 Jun 2004   C/C++ portability wi....   Why develop for multiple platforms at all?   >>  
   Can you be a good C+....   Actually... don't you mean F = ma?   >>  
      He's serious. Not even v=ma, or whatever you wrote....   >>  
28 Jun 2004   $20 doesn't buy jack....   So oil prices haven't gone up for any reason? Migh....   >>  
17 Jun 2004   Why Apple and Sun Ca....   Good post.   >>  
   Highly Readable Font....   'traditionally because they're almost always more ....   >>  
   a case for non-manag....   'I'd be willing to bet that 10 years from now, man....   >>  
16 Jun 2004   How the browser comp....   MD, saying untrue things multiple times doesn't ma....   >>  
      'Seriously, people. Do you think 100% of the folks....   >>  
   QA process for games   There are two main reasons: 1. Consoles are a k....   >>  
   I need a new monitor   So, MD, never let the facts get in the way of a go....   >>  
15 Jun 2004   Tech Interview Rant   What is the compelling reason to use static member....   >>  
14 Jun 2004   PHP Email   Might I suggest a quick trip to your local booksto....   >>  
11 Jun 2004   Number line -> Co....   The 'number space' solves no interested problems t....   >>  
   caught someone in of....   Yeah, if he had her bent of the bosses desk while ....   >>  
09 Jun 2004      If he's married, and you hope to get some rebound ....   >>  
      Mock them at every available opportunity. Suggest ....   >>  
   Avoiding Indecisiven....   Disconnect his internet?   >>  
04 Jun 2004   Windows XP SP2 And P....   'The last I heard they said that SP2 would not ins....   >>  
03 Jun 2004   sounding off: Linux ....   By comparison, I recently set up pws, PHP and MySq....   >>  
   The rise of .NET   Aren't PHP and ColdFusion the competitors to ASP, ....   >>  
28 May 2004   Printing Source Code....   I suggest you simply type out what the output shou....   >>  
25 May 2004   hiring someone who h....   Can you imagine what would happen if football thou....   >>  
      Why would you care?   >>  
   The real problem wit....   Well, exactly, Win32 is awful because of backwards....   >>  
      You wouldn't. You make a good OO (C++) API and ....   >>  
   unindented HTML   Develop severe personality defects and you'll find....   >>  
24 May 2004   teach Procedural or ....   Having said I prefer OO, I also think that BlitzBa....   >>  
      OO is by far the best way to start. OO is a lot be....   >>  
   The real problem wit....   The sad thing is, if they'd just write a decent AP....   >>  
20 May 2004   The last time you us....   I use recursion to build, and compact, encoding tr....   >>  
   Using STL in MFC App....   CString is one of the best classes in MFC, it is t....   >>  
   Help me come up with....   FleeceMeNow.com?   >>  
13 May 2004   Where is the Ask Joe....   Sorry to see the forum go, Joel. Although if we se....   >>  
11 May 2004   Zen is closer   Well, I'd recommend my company replace GoldMine wi....   >>  
      Just shit in your hand, you're pretty close to bei....   >>  
30 Apr 2004   Advice for a college....   CS courses do not teach you programming, they teac....   >>  
29 Apr 2004   Dictionary Add-In fo....   Can't use use notes?   >>  
27 Apr 2004   Programmed Death of ....   Mastarbate furiously and regularly - it is very go....   >>  
26 Apr 2004   Starting C++   'Petzold is where you start.' Petzold's book is....   >>  
23 Apr 2004   Note for Americans?   >>  
23 Apr 2004   code on a whiteboard   On a whiteboard you can erase the closing brace an....   >>  
22 Apr 2004   relationship between....   'To use a different car analogy, a lot of people d....   >>  
      If you were learning to drive, would you go off an....   >>  
21 Apr 2004   Unhappy transfer   Leave now! Really, really, leave now! Moving jo....   >>  
   Video Game Programmi....   Oh, and anyone who thinks games have tight quality....   >>  
      As a former games programmer, I'd say that games i....   >>  
   Horrible HandWrittin....   Don't join up your writing.   >>  
   Annoying coworker ha....   Counter-query. 'Why would that be better?' Learn t....   >>  
19 Apr 2004   learning CSS   O'Reilly.   >>  
   Qualifications Now O....   My experience is the opposite. Mainstream companie....   >>  
      Advice 1: Don't go into the games industry. Adv....   >>  
   The big disadvantage....   Historically many, many bad programmers wrote absy....   >>  
   Extreme Anxiety abou....   Flying is not a rational fear. If it were, no-one ....   >>  
      Go Hang-gliding... Seriously.   >>  
   C-style variable def....   - Isn't 'MyValiable : SomeType' a lot more readabl....   >>  
15 Apr 2004   Delphi   Is the future obviously .Net? Or is it going to be....   >>  
   Piracy detection   Your chances of getting caught are virtually nil, ....   >>  
14 Apr 2004   Just write the code.....   Don't worry you can just refactor later; it's the ....   >>  
08 Apr 2004   Faking pass-by-value....   The standard does not specify how a string class i....   >>  
07 Apr 2004   Books to Help a Hack....   If you give a shit about the quality of your code ....   >>  
01 Apr 2004   Wrapping code at 80 ....   I wouldn't actually say I'm opposed to monospaced ....   >>  
31 Mar 2004      Coding standards should not contain arbitary restr....   >>  
      What possible reason is there to have a line longe....   >>  
30 Mar 2004   Cyclic up and down i....   Caffeine is evil - it reduces your ability to moti....   >>  
   Comments / code rati....   9500 lines of code; 1900 lines of comment, of whic....   >>  
   A big usability leap....   Speech recognition will happen, but only when it s....   >>  
29 Mar 2004   Hacks are good for y....   Great find. Interesting read.   >>  
25 Mar 2004   Poll: What car do yo....   1. A shiny ford Mondeo which averages 18.8 mpg in ....   >>  
   Is grokking pointers....   'This achievement was not only aided by, but depen....   >>  
      'Linguists often suggest that we are actually inte....   >>  
   Good Code / Bad Code....   'To not even TRY, is an abomination and to make ex....   >>  
   So why _did_ they go....   'Well, that depends. If you ally with a Lawful Goo....   >>  
   Microsoft fined $616....   Microsoft weren't punished primarily for their dea....   >>  
24 Mar 2004   Local Candidates Onl....   Sorry: Ron, not Rob.   >>  
      So which of Rob's three points above do you feel i....   >>  
   Microsoft fined $616....   EU Schmemoo, There's nothing like complete igno....   >>  
17 Mar 2004   const--use it?   Const is useful because it enforces what would oth....   >>  
   Bad Programming Team....   (With prior apologies to Aussie Chick) 'Mr Jack....   >>  
16 Mar 2004   Anyone learn to program how they tell others to?   >>  
16 Mar 2004   How to find out wher....   Why do you want to be in an industry that has VC's....   >>  
   Tip of The Day: Usef....   I didn't say we were a bad audience for them, I sa....   >>  
      Surely anyone who reads Joel is almost by definiti....   >>  
   Bad Programming Team....   You should look upon it as an opportunity to learn....   >>  
12 Mar 2004   How Should a novice ....   Whatever you do, don't learn C first. C will on....   >>  
10 Mar 2004   What is wrong with S....   If it runs out of space it just trashes all your f....   >>  
08 Mar 2004   Is this harassment?   That's a really important fact we're missing here:....   >>  
05 Mar 2004   Picking up math for ....   Don't go and buy that book! You won't need it. Mos....   >>  
03 Mar 2004   Normal not to get pa....   I'd suggest a simple no-work-til-I'm-paid policy w....   >>  
   Is My Company Secret....   anon, '...but the interesting thing is that if ....   >>  
      Ask your company?   >>  
02 Mar 2004   Stress Less Ideas?   Beer. Or wine.    >>  
01 Mar 2004   Some reasons not to ....   The appreciation in value of my house has paid my ....   >>  
27 Feb 2004   Visual C++ build pro....   Buy 'Large Scale C++ Software Design' by John Lako....   >>  
26 Feb 2004   Blue background + An....   'Does anybody *really* use a variably spaced font ....   >>  
      Fixed spaced fonts are so last century! Join the v....   >>  
   Working for Game Com....   Reasons: The games industry is deeply, deeply f....   >>  
25 Feb 2004      Three words for you: DON'T DO IT!   >>  
12 Feb 2004   Dim statement As Ann....   If you don't want an overly verbose language stop ....   >>  
10 Feb 2004   Two blank spaces aft....   Konrad, Get hold of a copy of 'The PC is not a ....   >>  
      Two spaces after the full stop is a hang over from....   >>  
09 Feb 2004   Programmers and Depr....   No. I worked in a god awful job for two years, ....   >>  
      Leave your job. Get a new one. Do it soon.    >>  
05 Feb 2004   Stopping viruses   Doesn't do much to stop viruses that spread via .d....   >>  
   Brilliant IDEs - VS ....   'Surely you're not refering to 'find in all files'....   >>  
04 Feb 2004      ''find all reference to this', 'find all implement....   >>  
   Pain Points- Outsour....   From experience I can tell you in-house tester are....   >>  
03 Feb 2004   Giving Notice?   Just give your notice, and work it out if requeste....   >>  
29 Jan 2004   Is Eiffel a contende....   No language that doesn't have an extensive library....   >>  
   Why people can't kno....   Coward, I refer you firstly to footnote 1 discu....   >>  
      'Example: Using psychology students at a single c....   >>  
28 Jan 2004   Why people can't know.   >>  
28 Jan 2004      I suggest you read the whole study before judging ....   >>  
   Think Joel is Wrong?   Apparently there is always a space before and afte....   >>  
27 Jan 2004   Frustated by (Near) ....   Sounds fantastic! What's the problem again?   >>  
26 Jan 2004   How much is 30K ster....   £30k is a good wage in england; not fantastic but ....   >>  
21 Jan 2004   The most ridiculous ....   What has standing up in court got to do with anyth....   >>  
20 Jan 2004   job references from ....   Ask a suitable mate to be your reference, if they ....   >>  
   Stupid Move on the P....   Microsoft couldn't sue if someone started marketin....   >>  
16 Jan 2004   Ever have guilt over....   What is wrong with you people!?! Why on earth woul....   >>  
15 Jan 2004   win32 c++ question (....   Are you sure Ce supports the _wfopen call? I don't....   >>  
14 Jan 2004   Interview Technique   There's a factor of 10 difference in speed between....   >>  
   Game development for....   As someone who did indeed start programming by pro....   >>  
08 Jan 2004   Knowledge management....   Talk to each other. Leave comments in code.    >>  
07 Jan 2004   static class members   Tried putting a global in a header file recently?   >>  
05 Jan 2004   The problem with CSV....   Mr. Keepeace should use a properly written CSV par....   >>  
18 Dec 2003   A clash of styles   Take the application as your starting point and sl....   >>  
   Voice Recognition - ....   Apart from insufficent software quality (which wil....   >>  
   OS dominance   Passater, Sure, there are different versions of....   >>  
17 Dec 2003      That's what you get for producing stageringly good....   >>  
      Why support windows? Because a single OS with an o....   >>  
12 Dec 2003   Software Engineers: ....   Damn right! Nuclear weapons are the most powerful ....   >>  
   Any bulletin board s....   Who cares? So long as it runs on IE, you've got 99....   >>  
05 Dec 2003   American programmers....   Salaries in the UK are just plain lower than in th....   >>  
03 Dec 2003   how to get assertive   Get a job you don't find so unpleasant? I mean, se....   >>  
   how any interviews b....   My first programming job took four interviews to l....   >>  
02 Dec 2003   Who to let go?   Seconded on the offer voluntary position. A word o....   >>  
01 Dec 2003   Stupid specific inte....   Would you rather have someone who is just smart; o....   >>  
   Interview Question   I see no reason why being able to program in the l....   >>  
   how long to wait til....   A friend of mine received a job offer from a compa....   >>  
   Book recommendation ....   'The Language Instinct' by Stephen Pinker, followe....   >>  
28 Nov 2003   I need a pay rise   RocketJeff, 1. Always say you were 'head-hunted....   >>  
      Anecdotal evidence again; but I have found I get a....   >>  
      Quite frankly, you don't need to give a reason. Ju....   >>  
      Oh, for goodness sake. Go and see your boss. Tell ....   >>  
27 Nov 2003   and or or   I think Brad said all that needs to be said. an....   >>  
25 Nov 2003   Call me a tinkerer   Doh! you already said that. Shouldn't skim read. S....   >>  
      Gareth, not so. Constants have file scope in C++.   >>  
      'I took a pointer to it, incremented-decremented i....   >>  
      How, exactly, did you check?   >>  
   What do I say to thi....   "Here's a soft toy monkey, I respectfully suggest ....   >>  
21 Nov 2003   World Class Programm....   World Class Programmers DO NOT think coding is an ....   >>  
   Why are we doing thi....   Doing anything not for money is better than doing ....   >>  
20 Nov 2003   Being pushed   -This is not legal advice- If I understand corr....   >>  
19 Nov 2003   Sofware reseller ask....   Providing he isn't asking for any kind of esclusit....   >>  
   how much your salary....   Yeah but you'd have to live in America...   >>  
18 Nov 2003      Er, let's see from Dec 2000 - Dec 2001, +11% Dec ....   >>  
14 Nov 2003   Ok, seriously, why W....   Windows has the most good software. The people ....   >>  
   Peopleware and war g....   And that has what exactly to do with O'my's commen....   >>  
13 Nov 2003   Why username and pas....   And because it means you can have an easily identi....   >>  
      Because if you have only a password, there's no po....   >>  
   Peopleware and war g....   O'my - what a sad, sad little man you are.   >>  
   C++ meta programming....   As I program more C++ I use more templates and mor....   >>  
10 Nov 2003   Is there a market fo....   Making (serious) money on shareware games is next ....   >>  
   Object Oriented VS S....   Oh, and to answer the original question. I woul....   >>  
      If you don't think C++ supports encapsulation, you....   >>  
   C hash or C bang   We all call it C hash. Mostly just to take the pis....   >>  
07 Nov 2003   The best font for pr....   CodeWarrior correctly lines up tabs in variable sp....   >>  
      Personally I use MS Sans Serif - fixed space fonts....   >>  
      Might I also suggest this font: http://rossm.ne....   >>  
05 Nov 2003   physics   Real Science = Doesn't Know Everything.   >>  
03 Nov 2003   Benefits of a degree   Were I in the position of choosing candidates, I w....   >>  
31 Oct 2003   chitchat   Office Space, sigh. Back to the original subjec....   >>  
   Online identity   Personally I use a nickname I am called in real li....   >>  
29 Oct 2003   D.O.D. CIO says "Uni....   Unix is the betamax of operating systems; along wi....   >>  
23 Oct 2003   Background color for....   White on blue does it for me. A throwback to the b....   >>  
22 Oct 2003   Terrorist profiles m....   If we were looking at a medical screening procedur....   >>  
   Terror Profiles Don'....   Is there any actual evidence that Osama was aiming....   >>  
      'No', huh, anon. I guess targetting civilians does....   >>  
      So, was America a terrorist nation during World Wa....   >>  
   Arrggghhh! Fixed siz....   Aye, works for me. What browser are you using?   >>  
20 Oct 2003   pricing structures   I'd go for fifty/fifty. It absolves any discussion....   >>  
17 Oct 2003   An alternative to ex....   ON ERROR PROCHandleError(); Ye olde basic way.    >>  
16 Oct 2003   Say it ain't so Joel   I don't see anything particularly surprising about....   >>  
15 Oct 2003   Policy on exceptions....   The only thing I would say against exceptions is t....   >>  
   What should programm....   Now that I can agree with. In modern programming l....   >>  
      I studied maths, not computing, at university. We ....   >>  
      Why on earth do you think programmers need to know....   >>  
   A Clay Pot   No, no, no, writing software is very like making l....   >>  
09 Oct 2003   machine vs. human ch....   Was Kasparov only beaten at speed chess, with a tw....   >>  
07 Oct 2003   The Chinese governme....   The Chinese government has a state-sponsered trans....   >>  
   IT Department Pet Pe....   I hate it when people call me by my last night. If....   >>  
06 Oct 2003   Source code for Half....   You try cutting the internet connection of thirty ....   >>  
02 Oct 2003   What's Happened to J....   Tim, I'd do a couple of things to your CV. Firs....   >>  
01 Oct 2003   Inheriting someone e....   I find the best way is to find an 'annex' you buil....   >>  
26 Sep 2003   How to make cleaning....   I have a girlfriend. I find she does the job admir....   >>  
23 Sep 2003   What tool do you mis....   I miss StrongEd's list of found. Mmmm.... Shiny.   >>  
22 Sep 2003   How do we shut down ....   China is not part of the international copyright t....   >>  
19 Sep 2003   MFC Annoyance   There are certainly build settings that need to be....   >>  
   CVS vs. Subversion   Can you not get Perforce?   >>  
16 Sep 2003   Superstars   I believe demo versions of both are available, why....   >>  
   When did it end?   See that proves it - a professional would have kno....   >>  
      About the same time programmers stop pretending th....   >>  
   Static variables - g....   Definetely use a member variable. What you are des....   >>  
15 Sep 2003      You don't want to access it from outside _now_. Y....   >>  
      I'd use a member variable. Using a static means: ....   >>  
   How to deal with tea....   Point out and explain his mistake to him before fi....   >>  
   Overcoming Procrasti....   Cut down on caffeine, and try to eat better and dr....   >>  
   Adjusting requested ....   I had a friend who always refused any job he was o....   >>  
04 Sep 2003   Contract Negotiation....   $100 an hour - $81 an hour != $29 an hour.   >>  
   How to Dress?   Philo: You are correct Philo in stating there i....   >>  
      Philo: He hasn't started yet. Not starting a jo....   >>  
      1. Get a different job, there is utterly no reason....   >>  
21 Aug 2003   Best Game Industrie ....   Most games programmers look for jobs in the back o....   >>  
   #define PRIVATE stat....   Joel, It's not really a question of non-perfe....   >>  
20 Aug 2003   #define PRIVATE static   >>  
13 Aug 2003   C++ References   I never use plain references. Ever. My code is lit....   >>  
06 Aug 2003   c++ before c??   If you want to learn C++, you should learn C++, if....   >>  
05 Aug 2003   AAAARRRGGG!!! I hate....   Wayne, that rocks!   >>  
   Joel Test Number Eig....   I work in an office with one other person. I find ....   >>  
01 Aug 2003   Methodology for new ....   VSS is rubbish. Get PerForce.   >>  
30 Jul 2003   Imagine a language which...   >>  
30 Jul 2003   To write from scratc....   Joel's argument only works for large projects, and....   >>  
29 Jul 2003   Case sensitive envir....   cHair or Chair, Information or InFormation. Case c....   >>  
25 Jul 2003   Best way to resign   Walk into your bosses office, drop your kegs and d....   >>  
   Is QA a dead end car....   Not enough information, my friend. What career to ....   >>  
21 Jul 2003   Can a bad speller be....   Of course they can. Like, duh! Why on earth would ....   >>  
16 Jul 2003   Job-hopping   Er, you take halfdays off work to go to interviews....   >>  
09 Jul 2003   game programmers   Katie: Yup, that prety much sums up games programm....   >>  
      I left the games industry six months ago and went ....   >>  
   Career Advice for be....   Go with the startup. Definetly. You'll get a bette....   >>  
   Reasoning.com and Sm....   SmallWorld simply crashed when asked to analyse ou....   >>  
01 Jul 2003   Dual monitors for de....   I just got a shiny new GeForce4 dualhead. Gainward....   >>  
27 Jun 2003   How would you find a....   I doubt you need one. I develop MFC, COM and ATL t....   >>  
25 Jun 2003   Ideal nummber of pag....   Two pages. Well spaced out, containing all rele....   >>  
24 Jun 2003   interview questions ....   I'm with Pete. The rest of you do realise that ....   >>  
23 Jun 2003   ask for salary incre....   Go into your bosses office and ask for more money?   >>  
19 Jun 2003   Writing a resume or ....   As Calvin said "Verbing wierds language."   >>  
18 Jun 2003   Lie on an applicatio....   According to research done in the UK, two thirds o....   >>  
17 Jun 2003   Are deadlines bad fo....   'In the end, I think we're going to spend more mon....   >>  
12 Jun 2003   Number of applicants   >>  
12 Jun 2003   With   No. Adding the with keyword would invalidate a ....   >>  
   Number of applicants   Ah, I see, the first post in that thread was so wh....   >>  
   Smart/Funny/Stupid C....   delete m_pObject will perform correctly with a nul....   >>  
02 Jun 2003   A new web broswer   Some very nice features, almost enough to make me ....   >>  
29 May 2003   You can't be an acco....   'You can't be an executive at a Fortune 500 compan....   >>  
20 May 2003   Build times   Another vote for Incredibuild - what a fantastic b....   >>  
01 May 2003   John Carmack Program....   'If John Carmack was such as brilliant programmer,....   >>  
28 Apr 2003   Emailing resumés   Use word '97 format, not '00 or '02. Or use .rtf -....   >>  
22 Apr 2003   Thoughts on Amazon A....   The only thing that annoys me about them, is that ....   >>  
03 Apr 2003   PowerBASIC Vs. Visua....   I also find it hard to believe many games companie....   >>  
02 Apr 2003   Compromise   Pull out. You don't want to be associated with a w....   >>  
28 Mar 2003   Am I being unreasona....   Don't stick in a job you hate. You have complet....   >>  
   Salary Increase Nego....   Just ask for more money. Make it clear to your emp....   >>  
   Minimimum system req....   I thought it was something written in the design d....   >>  
   Source Code When Usi....   I find the most useful thing about having source c....   >>  
27 Mar 2003   Trivia - In a For lo....   The use of i in mathematics definetely pre-dates i....   >>  
26 Mar 2003      In the ancient days of the Spectrum, many programm....   >>  
25 Mar 2003   Greed and Total Cost....   My aunt raised four children on £6000 (~$9000) a y....   >>  
24 Mar 2003   Advantages to MFC   Win32 is an ugly API, which you can wrap and hide ....   >>  
18 Mar 2003   Tracking metrics wit....   As I see it Joel is not selling a bug tracking pac....   >>  
14 Mar 2003   job prospects   If you're good, I'd say you'd get three job offers....   >>  
20 Feb 2003   Ethics of automatic ....   What about user's who have a pay-for-time pr pay-f....   >>  
08 Jan 2003   Writing a programmer....   Whether you are looking for specific skills or not....   >>  
07 Jan 2003   does programming mak....   Just Me. My apologies I misunderstood your point. ....   >>  
06 Jan 2003      So Just Me, I am clearly a terrible programmer, an....   >>  
11 Dec 2002   Success in Life =   If there's no God where did the rules come from? W....   >>  
09 Dec 2002   Rewriting WinAmp fro....   Re-writing some areas of code can be the best cour....   >>  
05 Dec 2002   Hiring   Seems to me, PC, that you did something really dum....   >>  
28 Nov 2002   How to start oversea....   Stephen Jones: I believe the term is Jingoism. Nev....   >>  
   Development Workstat....   Multiple monitors definetly. I reckon you will ....   >>  
27 Nov 2002   What will you do aft....   Go into academia? Become a porn star? Travel....   >>  
26 Nov 2002   Bringing Code Sample....   Marc: You're not asking them to produce ultimat....   >>  
25 Nov 2002   Honest days work   See if they'll let you work from home - I find it ....   >>  
   Bringing Code Sample....   At my last interview (at which I got the job), the....   >>  
20 Nov 2002   Spam   None on my work account - although some junk e-mai....   >>  
   Expected out of coll....   Blag it. It's all blind luck anyway.   >>  
18 Nov 2002   Competing Offers -- ....   Tell them you can't get an answer to them that qui....   >>  
14 Nov 2002   The Ultimate IQ Test   I read up quite a lot on IQ tests in my younger da....   >>  
13 Nov 2002   Best Books for Windo....   I have Petzold's book and I singularly fail to und....   >>  
   how do you manage yo....   Out of curiosity what is this 401K thing people ke....   >>  
12 Nov 2002   Role of testers   I think Joel said it best: http://www.joelonsof....   >>  
11 Nov 2002   how do you manage yo....   I spend money till I don't have any. Then I stop. ....   >>  
   "Murphy had other pl....   Can I just say: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/a....   >>  
08 Nov 2002   Free (Or Nearly So) ....   Since the benefits go into your pocket, you should....   >>  
   Data validation: bes....   I agree with not greying out the OK button, I also....   >>  
30 Oct 2002   Aren't you making Mistake Number 4, Joel?   >>  
30 Oct 2002   Aren't you making Mi....   I took that as Joel saying that you can't change t....   >>  
   Question about Cityd....   Saved Undo lists were around on the Archi back whe....   >>  
28 Oct 2002   Mockery of stupid mo....   _Some_ motivation posters can have _some_ benefit ....   >>  
25 Oct 2002   What would you do?   What would I do? Stop working stupid hours. Refuse....   >>  
23 Oct 2002   Operating Systems Us....   I think the most interesting thing is the declinin....   >>  
22 Oct 2002   .cty   Back in the days of Acorn's Archimedes, they had a....   >>  
21 Oct 2002   "Good Code" - What i....   I've just been assigned to add some new stuff to a....   >>  
   Translations? WTF?!   What point springs to mind. Why are the names list....   >>  
18 Oct 2002   How do you reward de....   The really important thing is to avoid making the ....   >>  
16 Oct 2002   Employment   How do you find people who are currently looking f....   >>  
15 Oct 2002   Joels worst piece ye....   In this http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20020710....   >>  
11 Oct 2002      Don't beat yourself up man, Jak & Daxter is a ....   >>  
      Irrelevant but interesting factlet: Jak & Daxt....   >>  
10 Oct 2002   An Observation   >>  
10 Oct 2002      Joel never said you shouldn't write something your....   >>  
09 Oct 2002   the new fogbugz setu....   Thanks for the response, Joel.   >>  
08 Oct 2002   Unit testing in C++   >>  
08 Oct 2002   Unit testing in C++   Thanks to you all, those have been most useful. Es....   >>  
03 Oct 2002   the new fogbugz setu....   The only way to learn is through discussion.   >>  
      Maybe I'm missing something, but wouldn't it have ....   >>  
      Why should a specification come from outside? FogB....   >>  
   Project Management f....   Not done any project management myself, but I'm an....   >>  
01 Oct 2002   Programmer Interrupt....   I am constantly amazed by the sheer idiocy of mana....   >>  
26 Sep 2002   Questions about code....   VSS is reliable enough. Providing you run it on a ....   >>  
24 Sep 2002   learning to program   Go and pick up something like DarkBasic, or BlitzB....   >>  
19 Sep 2002   software secrets exp....   It's a blatant con. Steer clear.   >>  
21 Aug 2002   Top programming lang....   Excuse my ignorance, but what exactly is an SUV? I....   >>  
23 Jul 2002   Pager duty for devel....   Quit. Now. There is absolutely no way what-so-ever....   >>  
22 Jul 2002   Functional Spec Deba....   Personally I use Notepad for specs. I also thin....   >>  
18 Jul 2002   Measurement and The ....   'What triggered my thoughts was the mindless pract....   >>  
03 Jul 2002   Whats a little requi....   'Hmm... another offhanded thought I had... is what....   >>  
02 Jul 2002      Precise requirements are a myth for students. You ....   >>  



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